Welcome to the New Arizona Republic - homogenized, sanitized, apolitical, inoffensive, bland but bringing you the important news like hazing rituals at High Schools. Forget about El Duce tearing apart the country and the White House, literally and figuratively, intent on punishing political and legal opponents and replacing officials in the administration with incompetent loyalists and barbie dolls. This is the New America, where the Lord of the Gulf of America, bomber and killer of foreign fishermen wields his axe of justice and revenge. Nothing to fear here. His new mottos are: "Let the poor starve" "Let the rich guild their palaces with gold." "Truths are Lies" "Defense is War." This is America made great again. Those who do not bow the knee shall be made to suffer and eat dirt and be called unpatriotic and disloyal enemies of the State. So it shall come to pass that the old, tired democratic, division ridden, argumentative America, will disappear and out of its ashes will arise a leader who makes the world tremble and asks only for adulation. Thank you The Arizona Republic for helping and supporting this dream of a new greater America. Over and Out.