America, we're on our way to the promised land. We will soon have a large, well paid army of half a million Homeland Security Officers, ready and trained to protect America from the radical left lunatics who during the last administration have been fighting and scheming to bring murderers, drug lords, dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane, and well known MS-13 gang members and wife beaters, into our country. Great sign-on bonuses. You will be trained to detect the millions of illegal criminals in our Great Country who live here unvetted and unchecked. This is your moment to defend America and everything American. We will provide you with really scary uniforms so that nobody will know it's really you and you'll have a judicial system which will be right behind you. There will be solid paying jobs in the Secret Service, spying and checking names, addresses and identities of anti-social people who need to be imprisoned or removed back to wherever they came from. Executive orders will protect you. This is your moment for a great career with great prospects. Salaries for the right people as high as $178,000 helping America get rid of "rats" and "commies." Join up NOW!