Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

WHITEWALKER REPUBLICANS ON THE MARCH (8/26)

Remember the sick joke about the threat from Iran during the Iraq War? What's flat and black and glows in the dark? Iran after the first strike! Would that be the solution for Afghanistan? Get the B52 bombers out and flatten all the cities? We managed to kill 2 million North Vietnamese. Can we do better? WhiteWalker Republicans are baying for blood. Right wing commentators are frothing at the mouth eager to taste what little flesh is left on old man Biden's political corpse. How dare anyone suggest this was another Trump fiasco? He sat down and talked to the Taliban after letting them out of prison. He came to an agreement with them. He told them they could have Afghanistan. What is so sad, is that the Republican Party, the party of McCain, is like Smaug, the dragon in The Hobbit, only with two heads, sitting tight on a mountain of gold, breathing fire and capable only of cruelty. At least old man Biden is standing like Beowulf in the pass ready to take on the Orcs and the might of Grendel. I think I will join him. Mother. Hand me my sword! We must fight once again for compassion, truth and justice against the forces of hatred, cruelty and the darkness. Fetch me my wheelchair.