Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

FOX NEWS (12/05)

Yesterday evening I sat and watched Fox News for over two hours. If you are not used to Fox News, I would recommend that for the sake of your sanity you stay away from the channel. If you thought Big Brother from 1984 was bad, this is brainwashing 2.0. They will convince you that the communist leaning, socialist, left wing radical democrats are about to jump over the wall, probably rape your wife, take your belongings, plunder your retirement, strangle your children and grandmother, set fire to your car and kill your dog. It's serious stuff folks. I took notes and made a check list. Key words - "fraud" (18), "deceit" (15), "socialist" (14), "dangerous" (10), "left wing" (9), Constitution (9), hypocrisy (8), horror (5), left wing (6). This is really serious, honestly. The Republic is in such dangerous state, that as a way to protest the unfair elections, it would be better for all America-loving Republican supporters who believe what the President says to show their love of their country by committing seppuku (Japanese ritual suicide ) and then we can all move on. (Instructions on how commit seppuku properly provided on request.)